Tom DeLonge

(n.)

Former guitarist/vocalist for Blink-182, Box Car Racer, and current for Angels and Airwaves. Known to many as having the worst voice in current popular music. Often makes 'funny' faces but almost always comes off as a dumb jackass.

It can be said that his music in his various projects has been a sort of regression.

For example:

Blink-182: Childish music.
AVA: Psuedo-intellectual, pretentious music.

Me: Wow Tom DeLonge's voice sucks.
Fan: You just don't get it, Tom is the hawtest, kewlist singer ever and you don't get his deep intellectual music.
Me: Go die in a fire.

by No, You! July 16, 2006

Dolores Haze

a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze

by Little Lo February 5, 2018

Dolan Twins

These guys are the world's cutest twins. They are beautiful and sexy. DADDDDYYYY

There isn't a person alive who is cuter than the Dolan twins....except maybe the Sprouse Twins

by LunaLovegoodDefine April 24, 2018

dogonit

The state of being shat on by a dog.

DOGONIT Im pissed off, son of a beeyach!

by Andrew Tuttle October 27, 2006

delone

A term invented by the band "The Whales", a word that is part of a song they wrote called 'Michael Jackson is the Best'. The song was written by the drummer of the band Sam when he was 6 years old.

It is said that he had a mental block and could not think of anything that rhymed with the word 'alone'.

Example 1.

Sam: Here are the lyrics for my song:

Michael Jackson is the best
Michael Jackson is the best in the world
When Michael Jackson is alone
He never takes a delone

Matt and Adam: What's a delone?

Example 2: Present Day

Matt: Oh man, I'm so stoked right now

Adam: Maybe you need to take a delone

by TheWhales March 30, 2008

doling

The act of a pissedoff mother taking ownership of her sons funds and giving it to him in small amounts. Mothers use this phrase when their son has been spending their money on fast women and cheap booze for 5 years.

I'm gonna take his bank card and I'll be "doling" out the money!

by Mattss November 20, 2013

Dolores cannon

Just Google dolores cannon and you'll see she cured cancer and covid and many other ailments with her QHHT method. She's also contacted source energy. Look up source energy, it's the giant energy ball called God. With the age of Aquarius this information is resurfacing . We haven't had advanced methods like this since atlantis fell. Plato talks of atlantis. Dolores cannon uses the higher subconscious mind to preform miraculous healing. Simple science really. Basic manifesting.

Hey dude dolores cannon is so lit she literally has contacted the god source energy and cured cancer and covid and she wasn't even trying she just stumbled upon the higher self one day while practicing, what a baller. Grandma dolores is the real OG.

by Shitty alchemy July 18, 2021