by Bobwayne July 16, 2016

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.
“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”
“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”
“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”
by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

by TheDinnerKing June 4, 2019

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie September 24, 2015

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.
'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"
by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 4, 2021

"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".
"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".
"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"
by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008
