shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.

Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.

by icedelegance June 2, 2014

Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.

He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.

by innovayahead November 16, 2014

Horse on the docks

South African slang for hello generally used for a superior

Horse on the docks sir

by 2453166089 August 25, 2021

under the dock

the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.

Ian drank wayyy too much Jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

by anomily01 February 5, 2014

Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

by LeKemp July 11, 2018

Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.

The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.

by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019