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Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.
by Gaylors May 30, 2018
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Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.
"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE
by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012
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sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.
Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!
by JooByden May 19, 2021
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ufo disease

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.
Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease
by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021
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Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.
Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!
by jennyboner October 29, 2019
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captain disease

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
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fiend disease

The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).
Bro my throat hurts so bad after last night, I think I have fiend disease.
by Willie G ~ 336 Gang March 23, 2019
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