Dick Dial

Dialing another mistakenly with your phone in the front pocket as opposed to the back pocket butt dial.

Jason must’ve dick dialed me when I answered and there was only pocket chatter.

by Gkink February 21, 2020

Dial-on

A lack of engagement or a poor performance of something.

Elgan got some major dial-on last Sunday.

by Top Mogger July 30, 2025

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

Dead Dialing

Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.

Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.

by Pat Lanagan April 8, 2020

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Milky Dial

When the girl squirts breast milk onto the penis during a handjob

She was giving me a handjob but it got real dry, so she gave me a milky dial.

by dslilgirl September 28, 2023