David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
Get the Davidmug.