David

A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.
"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."
by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020
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David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch
One: who’s David?
Two: A whore
by Dommy.mommy August 06, 2022
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David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat
Damn you look like David
by Thommytanks November 22, 2019
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David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off
David is very cruel
by David Kayeye November 05, 2019
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David

Someone who fucks up an unfuckable situation
Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic

Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
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A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 08, 2019
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a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
by dhdiwndkd November 18, 2018
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