dingleberry

a french grandmother's word for feces or droppings.

French Grandmother: "oh no!(prrrrt)"
Stranger: "what happened?"
French Grandmother: "I think I've got a dingleberry in my panties!"

by Aimee L. March 14, 2007

dangleberry

filthy infected sore somewhere around the asshole.

piece of shit clinging to the hair around the asshole, unshakeable, you will never wipe it off

god damn man i got this dangleberry on my ass and i have been wiping it for hours.......it just wont fuck off!

by barry mills July 19, 2005

dongleberry

An piece of dried Sperm that hangs from a person's pubic hair.

After 2 days of not taking a shower she realized that there were a few dongleberries down below...You were a dongleberry that was reinserted during conception.

by imjester77 March 25, 2007

Dingleberry

A Dingleberry is the formation of loose shit, ass hair, lint, toilet paper and maybe a little dirt mixed in for good measure. Dingleberries are usually the result of not properly maintaining the asshole region and the crack of the ass. On some occasions, it seems that when a Dingleberry has been stuck to an anal hair for a few weeks, it tends to rip out the anal hairs from which it has adhered to.

Man, that Dingleberry hurt as I removed it! But it does have a nice feel to it. Nice odor as well.

by Roy E. April 28, 2008

dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)

It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.

by db October 10, 2004

dingleberries

A person's balls.

Shut up Phillip or I'll kick you in the dingleberries!

by Dominator5000 July 1, 2008

dingleberries

the sassy pieces of shet that hold on tight to your pube hairs that grown in your asshole, & are afraid of the icy tundra waters of the deep, deep soiled suage tanks.

my fuckin dingleberries WONT come off of my curly black asshole hairs...WTF! they are tightly gripped & if i pull any harder ill have to wait for the sexy asshole hairs to grown back....AGAIN!!!! shit. well, the other day when my girlfriend was giving me hardcore rim job, she started eating them and she swallowed every single bite. after, she tried to make out with me, & there was still A TON of shit stuck in her teeth....it was a little weird but it still turned me on.

by Maria&Taylor July 25, 2007