National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

by gayfigger November 20, 2022

Suck a Nigga Dick With Down Syndrome Day

On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.

Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!

by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021

the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019