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National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
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national suck dick day

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
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Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
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national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
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National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.
Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day
by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
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National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem
National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab
by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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