Diaper Coochie

a female who is attractive, but legally underage.

watch out for that girl on the stripper pole, she's a diaper coochie!

by frostykewlguy December 11, 2009

Diapers

A piece of garbage that always holds shit from babies butts

Diapers are bad

by NASADUDE13 November 25, 2019

Diaper

What the dumbass who looked this up on urban dictionary is wearing.

Some dude: dude why the hell did you look up diaper on urban dictionary

by TheNamesNebula September 28, 2020

Greg Heffley Diaper Hands

a popular meme in the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.

That Greg Heffley Diaper Hands video was so viral and funny

by Billiam Beaver July 19, 2017

Diahrrea Pearlman

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.

It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.

by Larry Schonsleberry III April 19, 2004

Diaper Turtle

A large chunk of fecal matter inside a diaper.

I had my child's first diaper turtle bronzed.

by PSD January 24, 2008

Wet diaper

Someone boring who ruins everyone else's fun. A wet diaper brings you down and is a drag to have around.

You can come to the party but dont bring your friend. Hes a wet diaper.

by LoLo2 January 7, 2011