Depression

Despite common belief, depression is not only feelings of severe despondency and dejection. Depression is the way you feel when your little spider friend jumps into the fan in your room.

Robert: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so young
Michael: I know right
Max: RIP
Robert: *Cries* Why did he have to die like this?!
Michael: It happens to all of us, It is inevitable.
Robert: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random commercial: Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms

by WoWoTo June 24, 2019

depression

The feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety. Help might come.

Friend: U look down.
Me: I am depressed and have anxiety. I have no hope, no one loves me and I only know hate.
Friend: Be positive
Me: Depression is the feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety.
(Me kills Friend)

by WAKEMEUPINSIDE666 June 1, 2017

depression

a disease that every single person from 12 - 18 has

Bob: I have depression
John: yeah everyone does

by ElectroShifts August 8, 2018

Depression

Four words: Crash Bandicoot in Fucklanders

I hate depression.

by ShutUpImMe June 14, 2016

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019

depression

something all the white girls fake

white girl: OMG! I must post this Bart Simpson edit on Instagram to show the whole world how “depressed” I am! Because I have Crippling Depression

by ooferaud November 2, 2019