Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.

Interviews is a damage monkey.

by interviews April 28, 2021

statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

by QuacksO March 21, 2025

emotional damage

a word said by the youtuber steven he while he was playing asian difficulty mode. used when a person gets roasted

from turning red
a girl- whats with her
miriam- whats with your face
*slam* emotional damage!?

by shashuxxxx23 September 14, 2022

emotional damage

A word used to describe people that are sad

"you"
"when your dad beats you but you didn't do anything EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

by sad depresson May 6, 2022

Big Damage

His name is Big Damage, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Diamond legions, loyal servant to the true emperor TSM SHROUD, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and he will have his damage dealt, in this life or the next.

"WE HAVE A NEW KILL LEADER: 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲" -Big Damage

by 句丹句句と September 21, 2021

bass damages vs. treble damages

Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.

Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020

strucktural damage

Denotes major breaking and/or denting caused by getting impacted by some powerful force.

As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022