I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

Love crime

Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.

Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!

“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”

by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018

Fantom Crime

'Fantom Crime' is where a homosexual man has illusions of homosexual men surrounding him and proceeds to sexually assault his ghost-like illusions. The 'F' replacing 'PH' in the word Phantom stands for the F-Slur aimed at LGBTQ+

"Caught the homie doing some Fantom Crime"
"Ayo"

by 77xxxxxxPoooogerloooogxxxxx77 December 13, 2021

Hate Crime

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.

My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.

by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.

If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.

by random thoughts November 4, 2012