crack-nasty

Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.

I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.

by Bo-Jangle's Ballsack Attack September 13, 2009

flappy crack

a loose, worked, and utterly stretched out ass crack due to multiple simultaneous penis insertions administered daily.

That girl has the worst flappy crack ive ever seen. I didnt even know when my dick was in her ass.

by bublife March 29, 2011

cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks

yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning

by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019

crack the tub

when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.

your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.

by vacrow February 22, 2010

spit crack

In rap, if somebody spit that hot shit, it's common to say they spit crack. Not to say that smokin crack is encouraged but rather how hot they're bars are got u fucked up.
"Aye I heard you're freestyle earlier, you spit that crack my nigga."

Ayee I heard ya freestyle earlier. You spit crack my nigga.

by OG StAcKS June 13, 2015

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

crack a shizzy

another term for a fart. Sons were told not to use the word "fart", to come up with something else.

After a horrible smell of rotten ass filled the car, my son hollered out, "dad, did you crack a shizzy?!" fartpass gaspop

by oldman21 November 30, 2011