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Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.
PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!
by lukas1337 December 5, 2023
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Couthing

Doing something Couth related, or Couth promoted.
I’m Couthing right now, can I call you back?
by Couthies May 4, 2024
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clouching

my back hurts.. must’ve been clouching too much
by Lord of Battle February 23, 2024
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Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique
Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."
by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024
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Chinching

Use a stray as a substitute for a toilet in the company of others
John was so desperate he had to go “Chinching” with his family
by SkibidiRizzler March 18, 2024
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CLUTCHING

Clutching is another word for someone having a budget on money and using wisdom in their financial distributions.

May apply to people who have businesses, student debt, etc.
"She clutching down BIG TIME!"
by CyborgQueen March 13, 2025
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coughing baby

by TheArchNoob March 27, 2025
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