cooch

my coochie hurts real good

"i chooched real hard"
"i farted so hard my cooch shattered"

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

Queer Cooch

A Queer Cooch is what non queer males refer to as a butthole. Since most men done have vaginas gay men have no other choice but to have intercourse through the Queer Cooch

I’m going to do you in the Queer Cooch

by Wiener boy July 13, 2020

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Cooch

Coochie.
A cooch refers to a vagina, the reproductive organ only found on a biological woman’s body. If a man was born with a cooch, he might wanna get that checked out. Who knows, maybe he’s bigender.

Man: Jessica, would you mind passing me the cooch?
Woman: No dear, not at all. *passes the canned coochie*

by ABitchOnline March 14, 2020

Cooch Cramper

The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.

Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.

by StripperSlut August 15, 2011

cooch puff

A very fat vagina.

Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.

by luna brown November 22, 2011