Cadillac converter

Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise

I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

A and B conversation

Butt out.

This is an A and B conversation. C your way out before D and E F U up.

by Gwendolyn Gregory June 9, 2018

Food Converter

A sub species of Fobbit that has either actively pursued or passively accepted her or his jobless lot on the FOB (Forward Operating Base). Under-employed and overly bored this particularly sorry creature has accepted and come to embrace the one job they have left, converting food into excrement. These ample wastes of space wander about the FOB aimlessly during their evenings and weekends off, dressed only in PTs (Physical Training Uniforms) and driven solely by their quest to collect a pay check without giving anything in return. This sad sack of a soldier zealously protects all time they have off by closing early and strongly discouraging any productive soldiers that enter their work areas seeking help 20-30 minutes prior to 1500. They are so consumed with their "Office Space" dreams of doing nothing, that they will purposefully screw other soldiers for the preservation of any and all time off. Once these creatures do get their time off, they dwell in their CHUs (Containerized Housing Units) or scour the FOB, as if driven by guilt, seeking places to consume food they must purchase with their ill gotten gains, rather than converting the abundant free food provided for them. These welfare soldiers bring nothing to the fight, horde all resources and HMMWV (Highly Mobile Multi Wheeled Vehicle) armor upgrades and openly mock their brothers and sisters in uniform who serve outside the wire. They come in all ranks and sexes and typically have no concept of what smaller FOBs are like, or that there is actually a war going on outside of the concrete walls that shield them. Most of these creatures are the victims of the rampant mismanagement of piss poor officers while the rest are consumed wholly in self. For the latter there can be no redemption.

The food converters over at the JAG office on LSA Anaconda won’t help me today because it’s Saturday and they have weekends off.

by CPT Daniel Insano December 14, 2006

conversation-killer

Usually while texting, someone who uses one word responses where there is no practical, normal way to save the conversation and both parties stop talking

"So how was the game?" "Fine" "well you're a conversation-killer."

by thatonechik September 11, 2013

2-and-a-half-way conversation

A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s

I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics

by Michael Martin, October 19, 2008

Converape

Trapping someone and forcing them to engage in a conversation with you in order to agitate or piss them off. Might be done without you knowing that you are actually annoying the other person in which case you are then a converapist.

Brady cornered the snobby girl in the bar and converaped her into place.

by cpdcrsdr May 2, 2010

Conversation Texter

Someone who will carry on an entire conversation using only text messages.

Well, Jessica and Misty are conversation texters. I'm not, I just pick the phone up if I want to have a conversation.

Taylor is not a conversation texter. I'll text him, and he'll call me back instead of text. It's pretty annoying.

by Mjiessitcya October 28, 2009