blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024

Gay confusion

When one is confused into thinking there gay
This can happen in different way.
1. You stayed awake for 72 hours and now the walls melting and your bro do be lookin think.
2. You have suppressed your crush so deep that you think that you like the other gender

Person 1. One week I only slept for 20 hours and now I think I might be gay
Person 2. Nah man, you just got gay confusion

by somethingican September 30, 2020

Confused

When a person gets instructions but doesn’t understand.
When a person is in a situation but doesn’t understand why or what is happening.

Jason is always confused

by Mustard Bandit September 15, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Gender Confused

When a trannie "woman" prison inmate gets two other females prisoners pregnant in a female prison.

The trannie woman prisoner was gender confused who "she" got two other female pregnant.

by queensburykid July 31, 2022