as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Confused twerking

A phrase in YouTube comments. There is also other variants like sad twerking, confused twerking, etc. These can be found commonly under YouTube comments

*Touch my Little Mix*

Comment1: Confused twerking

Comment2: Stop twerking everyone

Comment3: Happy twerking

by Sebby294 June 7, 2021

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

confusion

Confusion: a state where people around you are like "wtf is he doing?"

I'm so confused, why is he running in circles. Happens a lot in among us when you wonder what that person is doing. Confusion is weird sometimes.

by somebody-nobodyy December 22, 2020

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

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