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colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
by bemused January 14, 2015
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Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers
The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Colorado

A mountainous state is the western U.S. best known for its Mother Nature on crack weather, over celebrated weed culture, pathetic Broncos fans with serious inferiority complexes, horrendous drivers, more east coast transplants than CA, OR and WA combined (but they still bitch about “Calforniacation”), where plaid, beards, dogs, and Subaru’s are the standard operating procedure, and where brainwashed liberals think they are saving the earth by shopping at Whole Foods and redefining modern culture by ripping on conservatives, Christians and the AFA in Colorado Springs (never mind they elected a Communist Governor). One redeeming quality is the epic skiing...but even that’s ruined by the idiot liberals, snobs, and douchebags that move from the east coast. Used to be great. Now just a painful lesson in how to wreck a state by letting the idiot marxists have control.
Don’t Colorado your life.

You’ve made plenty on mistakes in life, but at least you didn’t Colorado it like Mike did!
by Idiot liberal February 27, 2019
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Evergreen Colorado

A small town filled with urban folks. Filled with athletic/artisic culture. More republican the demorcratic. Some extreme republicans, and some discrimination. Great schools and great technology. Tourist area is Downtown Evergreen and Evergreen Lake. Lake concerts during the summer and Ice Skating during the winter. Johnny Depp is a frequent visitor. Mostly known as a rich town. Town is divided with rich and poor. The people are divided with rich and poor as well
"Hey, I visited Evergreen Colorado.."
"And?"
"The lake was beautiful, but a lot of stoners there."
"Go check out the golf club, that's the rich area."
by wheewwww September 16, 2012
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Delta, Colorado

A town in Colorado. Nearest big city is Grand Junction. Most everything that other guy said is true, but it sure beats the hell outta montrose colorado. Fuckin' indians.
Jim: Hey man, did you see that town we just passed through?

Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.

Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.
by deltadude November 19, 2009
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colorado tuxedo

A colorado tux is a blue blazer over a button down long sleeved oxford shirt on top, and jeans and cowboy boots beneath that.

The blue blazer can come from any department store; the oxford has to be 100% cotton, and pressed; ideally the jeans would be Wrangler, because that's what real Colorado cowboys wear; and the cowboy boots have to be pointy, and can't be one of those new fangled pairs with laces.

It can be accessorized with a wide brown leather belt, hopefully with leather stitching along the edges, and with a big shiny rodeo belt buckle. A cowboy hat of any kind is also a good accessory.
At the opera in Denver: "Look at all the Colorado tuxedos. That's about as nice as people dress around here."
by Jude Sand May 15, 2008
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Colorado Wind Farm

We all had beans and weenies, cabbage and beer on our camping trip. We were a regular Colorado Wind Farm.
by dryballer January 22, 2011
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