Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).

Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.

Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.

by Garagemahal May 11, 2025

Colonizer Day

A synonym for (Christopher) "Columbus Day".

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.

Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "

by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

Full Colon

Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.

These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?

Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.

by anonymous December 2, 2021