Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017

Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"

We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie

by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017

colorado puppy tail

When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick

I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.

by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018

Colorado musk

The smell of marijuana.

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.

by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018

CodeRage

The fury which shoots pain from behind your right eyeball through your entire cerebrum, shorting-out all higher functions and leaving one to rely on the "lizard brain" reflexes, like the fight or flight instinct. Not all cerebral-visual anger-pains fall into the category of CodeRage, so diagnosis is made based on the situation which elicits the symptoms. Only the logic-numbing frustration of computer coding malfunctions instigate this particular agony. Treatment involves avoiding light from computer monitors and anger management therapy. In some cases, the patient and his or her computer may need therapy to overcome their differences. In any case, it isn't the codes fault. You probably forgot some tiny punctuation mark, somewhere.

I was having a nerdtastic day, when my CSS ate my Javascript and I punched my monitor from a painspasm of CodeRage.

by TwistedNoggin January 10, 2019

COLEMAN HIGH

A poor school where kids are mistakenly called rich. Mostly white kids but the couple of black kids that went here 10 years ago can surely be seen on our website. We are in Hurley New York. Our dress code is bullshit and sexist to girls. Our teachers are trash except for a select few. Our lunch looks like its from the chum bucket. Kids here normally come as an alternative to juvenile detention. One kid I know is actually psycho but lol its cool. The school is also made up of some Chinese students who smoke cigarettes and drive without their license but LMAO ITS COOL. 95% of the students attending this fine school are extremely poor and their grandparents pay 4 them because they think its the same school it was 50 years ago when they went here. If u have any questions please ask any of the 97 kids that attend our fine establishment of a high school. Also if u want a good time go to the confession booths in the "holy" chapel

girl:*wears off the shoulder top*

no one LITERALLY NO ONE:

Dean: DETENTION

Coleman High: detention center for bad people

by 750730454095 103 June 11, 2019