Literally the worst thing that can happen to you.
Recently voted 'Worse than AIDS' by the AIDS and Cole Hole victim society.
Recently voted 'Worse than AIDS' by the AIDS and Cole Hole victim society.
by cole hole victim :( November 19, 2010
by Hunter Melton August 14, 2019
Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.
by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019
by OoooglyyyBooogllyyy August 16, 2020
by dulce.xx March 25, 2021
Cole Sprouse is the love of my life!!! He’s soooo freaking cute/hot and if you disagree you don’t know what cute or hot is. He’s so funny and really smart, he uses big words- he’s probably smarter than my teachers lol I love you guys!!! I love his hair- blonde or black, it’s still cuteeee!!!! I love his eyes! Cole Sprouse has a perfect nose and perfect lips, with colored eyes, wavy hair (I think), AND be was born a blonde!!! How much more perfect can this man gettt!!!!! Like haters gonna hate! He’s also really sweet and amazing to his fans! I would love to meet him one day :(((( well we met in my dreams because we got married and had a million children!!!! Rachel, Grant Gustin’s Wife is like their baby sitter!!! Love herrrrr!!! I love blue daddy too!!! Also, Cole Sprouse makes me smile so muchhhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ He’s amazingggg!!! COLE IS THE DEFINITION OF HOT!! HE IS THE BEST! HE DESERVES THE WORLD- I LOVE HIM!!!! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ ALSO HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY COLEEEE
by I love cole sprouseee!! June 25, 2019