busological clock

Somebody who takes the same bus as you, that without meaning too, signals you that if you don't get your butt outside soon, you won't have a ride.

Kid:"Bye Mom."
Mom:"Why are you leaving now, you haven't even finished your breakfast?"
Kid:"Oh, Jake just walked by..he's my busological clock."
Mom:"Okay dear, have a great day at school!"

by Always Late July 27, 2008

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

9 O' Clocker

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Late O'clock

This phrase is used to substitute a real time when it has become too late at night. Time is unimportant at the moment because of a number of reasons including: having a good time, becoming delirious from major sleep deprivation, too lazy to look at a clock/watch, etc.

Person #1: Whoa! I almost forgot I have to go. What time is it?
Person #2: I don’t know. It’s Late O'clock.
Person #1: Oh well, see you later!

by Freakin Bob!! October 25, 2010

Weed O'clock

Word is used to describe a time when to smoke some weed.
Applies to one or all parties
Could also be related to having a session.

Andy: "weed o'clock?"

Billy: "yeah thats hit that"

by rockthesellout December 24, 2010

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

1 o'clock syndrome

1 o'clock syndrome is when a person stays up on their laptop later than one o'clock just looking at funny pictures and having random discussions on Facebook. As the subject's condition progresses headaches, upset stomachs and even paranoia may occur. In the final stages of 1 o'clock syndrome the subject will become extremely bored, too tired to do much yet not tired enough to go to sleep and will resort to watching My little Pony friendship is magic for two or more hours however the subject will reject being a brony.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah I had mega 1 o'clock syndrome."
"How so?"
"I thought demons accompanied by Dracula were stalking me and I ended up watching seven episodes of my little pony to pass the time."
"Lol I didn't know you were a brony."
"F*ck you I ain't no brony."

by Rainbowdash<3!!!!!! September 15, 2012