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Cracked

by Kustoo June 4, 2016
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cracked

adj: (but never used on people) demented, retarded or retargerous, depending on the context
yo, what's this cracked idea of yours going to involve
by Sexydimma November 24, 2016
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Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.
"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016
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Clarked

Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.
God damn it! HE Clarked me! Now I am forever alone.
by Hfs stories May 22, 2017
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Clocked

Dang lena your outfit is clocked
by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017
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Clackers

The classic shoes that strippers wear. Based on the sound they make when they smack the stage as she slides down the pole.
"Man if you think she's hot now, you should see what she can do when all she's wearing are clackers"
by Bondo911 September 2, 2017
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clarkedly

'Clarkedly' is the adverb that describes that annoying point when you think you've wiped your arse, but there's always more to go.
I thought I had finished wiping my arse but I had Clarkedly carry on until clean.
by Bazd October 27, 2017
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