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choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.
“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗
by Betterthenyoyuyy April 27, 2023
mugGet the choke on a bowmug.

Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
mugGet the Stranger chokemug.

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011
mugGet the The Musselman Chokemug.

Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
mugGet the Bat Chokemug.

Man Choked

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.
- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers
by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020
mugGet the Man Chokedmug.

Chokes McGee

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.
by AmericanOxygen August 4, 2015
mugGet the Chokes McGeemug.

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
mugGet the stroking & chokingmug.

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