choke and blow

Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.

That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!

by Bendorb January 26, 2016

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Chokes McGee

Someone who buckles under pressure, often.

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.

by AmericanOxygen August 4, 2015

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018

Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)

Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!

by skinnimini June 13, 2018