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Mess chess

The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.

Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”
by daltonjfk September 8, 2019
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"Some people call it... ball-chess."
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chesse like pancakes

To have a lot money
by Young Loc July 18, 2006
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chessex

A girl considered to be posh and/or very rich with far less expensive tastes e.g. fake tan, football and (often fake) bling. Derived from Chelsea (the affluent London area) and Essex (home of the essex girl)
Sophie is so chessex, look at her outrageous bottle tan and massive chrome necklace...
by Ben Stanyer January 17, 2008
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chess

bro that guy plays chess? he gets absolutely no bitches
by urmumsleftnut November 23, 2021
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Grilled Chesse

An old grandma's wrinkled vagina. When you make grilled chesse. The chesse melts and gets all wrinkled up.
Never, taste Grandma's grilled chesse!
by N8E July 3, 2005
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