Catchyaz

When someone says or does something either really stupid, awkward, weird, whack or annoying.

Suzie: Man I had the whackest dream last night; I dreamt that I was getting raped by Grimace!

John: Yeah.. Catchyaz!

by fluffyweed April 8, 2011

Catching Crabs

When your pubic area is itchy and dirty after banging many people

Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia

by Centimeter J June 11, 2019

Hitty Catchy

A game designed for young adults who used to be athletic. A wiffle ball bat, balls and three players (a Hitty, a Pitchy and a Catchy) are needed for a game. The object of the game is for the Hitty to hit the ball directly to the Catchy. The Hitty gets 10 swings per round and the catchy always gets half the points that the hitty gets. The Hitty can opt for a money ball on the 10th pitch. Other details include the double-doozy, the bonus round leaf catch, the tapa-tapa-tapa, and the aggressive play jacket. Popularized by the theme song, H to the Itty, C to the Atchy.

Im bored, you guys want to play some Hitty Catchy?

by AndAnotherOne December 16, 2007

to catch up with

reconnect with an old friend, to talk about the news.

i need to catch up with her.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

catch you slippin

To catch someone by surprise or off guard

If you dont give me the money you owe me im going to catch you slippin.

by Active 10 October 9, 2017

University of Catching

Founded in 2007 in Barbourville, KY, one of the finest baseball catching schools in all of the continental United States of America. Founder Cory Smith, has inspired countless students to pursue a career in catching. He preaches the "Three Techniques" of catching. (1) Out think the batter and give the appropriate sign. (2) Determine pitch direction and prepare for the worst (ball in dirt). (3) In the event of a ball in the dirt, both knees should immediatley make contact with the ground, use rib protector to block the ball, and hands/mitt if necessary. These techniques have produced many young fundamentally sound catchers. Pudge Rodriguez is a firm believer of Cory Smith's "Three Techniques". All applicants are accepted and sent first through an introductory catching clinic, conducted by manager and coaching guru Mike Bright. After completion of the clinic, students are shuttled on the gator bus to the University to work with Cory. There, students spend 4 months training in the "Three Techniques", and graduate to become world-class catchers. Many graduates give back to the University by donating old catching mitts, masks, shin guards, cups, rib protectors, and insulin. The University of Catching is truly one of the finest baseball institutions in the world.

KC Coach: "Who will be trying out to be catcher this season?"

Mr. Hendrickson: "I believe Cory Smith will be, he stole all the equipment so nobody else could practice, and opened up his own college to teach players to become catchers. It is called the University of Catching."

KC Coach: "Oh really?"

Mr. Hendrickson: "Yeah, he sleeps in his gear at night."

KC Coach: "I hope he practices his blocking drills, he wasn't to good at them last year at tryouts."

Mr. Hendrickson: "He bought a load of videos to watch, and does his blocking and throw down drills everyday."

KC Coach: "His new nickname will be Cory "Catch" Smith."

by Tyler Hendrickson September 14, 2007