lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

Dirty Carrot

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

yellow carrot

When a man uses honey as lube for his penis, which makes it very easy to dock with another man.

two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot

by the urban jew December 17, 2016

carrot fuck

having sex with a ginger, often a guy.

Judith: hey you know James?
Suzie: Ya, why?
Judith: last night we had sex...

Suzie: so you carrot fucked?

by OofyGoofy5151 June 7, 2018

Bobbing for carrots

To try to suck your own dick

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!

by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013