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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here
Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”
by NARPS April 22, 2022
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Claudia Cardinale

The most beautiful creation of the universe. It's not a coincidence she speaks italian and is still alive in one of the rings of saturn.
-God or Morgan Freeman: Today i'm going to do something very beautiful.

-God or Morgan Freeman: Here is, behold world! this is Claudia Cardinale.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018
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Cardigestion

Indigestion accuired while or shortly after eating in a car. Can be due to many causes or contributing factors.
Person 1: Ah man I've eaten so much drive through...

Person 2: Me too I've got bad cardigestion!
by Carrdi February 28, 2010
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cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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Cardenfruede

The regret felt after getting better cards for a Cards Against Humanity hand
Cardenfruede, Dammit! This card would have been so much funnier than the one I just played for "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"
by TheLessa February 15, 2014
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cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.
I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!
by cardio pipe November 5, 2014
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cardie

She looks hot in that cardie, got that whole librarian sexy thing goin' on.
by Karixa December 21, 2015
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