Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3

by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019

Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captainbratt

Captainbratt is very funny, they're also very nice and kind to they're fans and viewers.

Me: OMG! Captainbratt posted and a new video!
Y/n Who's that?
Me: you don't know? IT'S THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH!

by Heaven 💝 November 17, 2021

Captain charming

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.

Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!

by Lol I exist September 5, 2021

CaptHokage

Someone who is in denial of being an Omega. Although male omegas are sought after and are rare. It is also known that they are the most fertile and breedable kind and can carry kits for a very long time.

CaptHokage is also someone who experiences irregular heats every month. Most Doctors would advise that it is best to stay indoors in fear that an Alpha might attack them.

CaptHokage needs to admit that they are an Omega.

by Omegaverse101 February 16, 2022