by Deaner69 December 23, 2023
Get the tattoo creditmug. by Mosher kid February 6, 2021
Get the Credit Card Slotmug. A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
by bitchuck September 3, 2024
Get the Sperm Credit Unionmug. A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
by Polokid246 April 20, 2018
Get the secured credit cardmug. RBFCU is a credit union based in San Antonio. Back around 2013, I noticed that RBF could stand for resting bitch face, and started spreading it the term. Today, most of the employees themselves have heard it. You're welcome, everybody!
by James Headfield December 31, 2023
Get the Resting Bitch Face Credit Unionmug. . Cum Credit: A hypothetical currency where orgasms replace money, and pleasure is the ultimate trade-off.
2. Cum Credit: A steamy exchange system where every orgasm is a deposit, and satisfaction is the ultimate form of wealth.
3. Cum Credit: A lust-driven economy where pleasure is the currency and every intense moment is a transaction.
2. Cum Credit: A steamy exchange system where every orgasm is a deposit, and satisfaction is the ultimate form of wealth.
3. Cum Credit: A lust-driven economy where pleasure is the currency and every intense moment is a transaction.
1. Example: "Keep that up, and you'll be rolling in Cum Credit by the end of the night."
2. For instance, "You’re running a deficit—better start earning some Cum Credit tonight
3. "You’re a little behind on your payments, so I’ll gladly accept some Cum Credit to settle the balance
2. For instance, "You’re running a deficit—better start earning some Cum Credit tonight
3. "You’re a little behind on your payments, so I’ll gladly accept some Cum Credit to settle the balance
by White Devil 👿 January 24, 2025
Get the Cum Creditmug. A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
Get the Colombian Credit Cardmug.