The best source of inspiration in naming a baby, a fictional character, or a Sim in the form of the list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the movie.
When I couldn't decide what to name my new puppy, I just watched the end credits of my favorite movie and picked a name from there—now he's named after the cinematographer!
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
Get the end creditsmug. A rare phenomina where somebody realizes they're wrong on social media and in an attempt to maintain a healthy moral compass, they give credit to someone for being righton social media by editing their post.
I gave a credit edit to Alejandra when she corrected me for being wrong about that news article yesterday.
by Machiaelli♤ July 12, 2022
Get the credit editmug. Your business credit score should not a ZERO! You don’t have to use your personal money. Stop attaching your social security number to your business. Your business keeps getting denied because your business isn’t set up properly. Your business credit has your home address listed. Your business credit score isn’t at least an 80. You haven’t established no vendors under your business credit report. Last but not least, if you thought getting an EIN was enough to start a business your are completely WRONG!
Text TFGTAX TO 22828 or go to www.talleyfinancialgroupinc.com if you want to properly set up your business and build business credit
by Business Credit November 23, 2021
Get the Business Creditmug. When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
by TEMAC December 20, 2015
Get the Credit Cardmug. No Dr. K (The therapist who cried on Destiny's podcast became he knows he's complicit in what is happening to me and likely knows that kids were murdered because of it and is potentially afraid that I'm going to murder kids because of it but has been pressure or has deluded himself into going along with it and then cries about it because we know who is right and who is wrong in this instance.)
Hym "I'm not letting you control my behavior or withhold credit from me until you get the behavior you want. My behavior created the AI that you are using and your behavior got those kids slaughtered. I'm not negotiating. I'm don't need to convince you of anything. We both already know who is right and who is wrong. You do not need to control my behavior more that I need that money. If you do not give me the credit... I am just going to murder kids and kill myself. You show up on my doorstep with everything I need. If it takes too long for me to get it... I'm just going to kill them and myself anyway. I don't need therapy and I'm not going to need a 6 pack where I'm going if I don't get the credit. I'm not going to need good habits. You are just trying to subvert my will. Just for the sake of it. You're proving nothing by doing it and you are most certainly taking too long."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Creditmug. When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
Get the Credit-Card-Manoeuvremug. A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
by bitchuck September 3, 2024
Get the Sperm Credit Unionmug.