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arctic choke

the act of freezing your cock and forcing a chick to deep throat it
oh man I Arctic Choked that girl so hard last night
by chancehasabigcock April 14, 2016
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Man Choked

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.
- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers
by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020
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choke and blow

Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.
That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!
by Bendorb January 26, 2016
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Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)
Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!
by skinnimini June 13, 2018
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Chicken choking

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
by GalactaK September 23, 2018
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The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011
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Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.
Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.
by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016
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