Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA
by Kdjsjs May 18, 2018
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Catholic School Girl

Girls that have to wear the ugliest, most uncomfortable uniform in the world but don’t care at all what they look like. They are pros at cheating and cheat on every test. They pretty much put their hair in a messy bun every day. They don’t care what public school kids think of them because they know they are cooler.
Public school girl: how did u do so good on your test?

Catholic school girl: I sit next to a smart kid
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irish catholic fetish

when you orgasm ten times harder because a girltold you to get her pregnant
'cum in me'
"no you'll get pregnant"
'my parents will take care of it'
"holy canoli i came so much because i have that irish catholic fetish"
by thommyw October 29, 2020
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Catholic whore fish

A woman (or man) who drinks like a fish, this wild and untamed creature can be found in close proximity to her boyfriend, who she will guard fiercely to the death from other fish. This fish is extremely territorial and will not hesitate to sling daddy’s little piss monster out of her sleeve like a rabid chihuahua.
This catholic whore fish just ripped Cindy apart for smacking her boyfriends ass, and worst of all she punched through cindys chest, ripped her heart out and yelled, “FOR THE GLORY OF ROME” at the top of her lungs. Typical catholic whore fish.
by Albys June 27, 2021
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catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys
"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"
by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019
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(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.
Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.
by Skrrrrrr234 October 09, 2018
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A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he go to Bethlehem Catholic High School?
Person 2: Yeah, stay away from him.
by sammichhh January 05, 2021
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