Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

by Rataray February 3, 2024

Caged Jock

Caged Jock is The most skilled player in the game of red hanky handball.

Bro 1: Hey did you see caged jock in his newest vid?

Bro 2: fuck yeah! Elbow depth!

by XY2XY November 23, 2021

Caging

Having roles in an overload of movies, of which the majority are of low quality/rating. An actor who chooses the path of quantity over quality. Just like what happened to Nicolas Cage.

James Franco is in a lot of shitty movies lately, he seems to be caging.

by Crazerz September 21, 2020

cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.

"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"

by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017

A Bird In A Cage

A Bird in a cage is an extremely attractive female with a partner / boyfriend. Usually a douche bag.

Yeo Trane you see that hot ass shordie?

Yea, she got a man tho

Fuck! She's a Bird in a cage

by CuckLord416 October 23, 2018

cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023