@_bRyAn_ is one of the nerdiest kids you can meet in social media. He can be gay at times while polite. All in all, Bryan a coo guy and will always look out for your best interest.
by Viscose October 7, 2020
Get the Bryanmug. The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.
Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023
Get the Black Bryanmug. The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
by Bryansss December 21, 2016
Get the Bryan Garnermug. A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis
by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019
Get the Bryanmug. by Negrosan November 21, 2021
Get the Bryan williammug. a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras
by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
Get the bryan castillomug.