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Bella Swan.

An obvious mary-sue with no personality who gets all the hot guys to fall in love with her, (e.g. Tyler) but ends up choosing mediocre, fairy, wait no, I meant edgy vampire, with "sparkly" skin, mind reading, extreme overrated speed. I think his speed was taken by the Flash. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, no I mean Cullen, she gets married to him in Breaking Dawn, are obvious mary-sues themselves. Why couldn't James just suck her blood out and kill her?
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan. DX

Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
by Animezing! February 11, 2017
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Luna Bella

Luna Bella develops and manufactures new-generation children for the elementary, junior, secondary and post-secondary evolutionary markets. Her innovative techniques are used to measure, monitor, protect and improve critical processes in the children she serves. Through her less-than disciplined anti-capitalist child development model, Luna has become a recognized leader in transitioning children to "people we want to hang out with in the future."

Some who have benefitted from the work of Luna Bella, have described her as the much-needed underground superhero of the Lower East Side. Though she may not leap buildings in a single bound, she performs many more subversive actions which help her community in innumerable ways.

Many have disputed this title, especially one we will call Dr. LP--arch nemesis to the heroic Luna Bella since their "eye-opening" first meeting when Luna was just a child. However, to back up our use of the word "superhero" we will examine briefly her qualifying defining factors: 1)Her Mission to Benefit Humanity: Luna Bella has worked her entire life with people in her community to impact positively their quality of life. 2)Superpowers: Though at one time not considered to be traditional "super powers," Luna's unwavering patience, understanding, and unconditional support--in the present, apathetic state of our society--can be considered as such. 3)An Identity Consisting of a Codename and a Costume: Though we, and the community at large, know her only as Luna Bella, it is believed that she has many other names. However, as their origins are in a strange, foreign tongue (yet to be discovered by linguists) they will be left out of this analysis. And, needless to say, her costume is something that everyone appreciates about her. It is part of her public identity. Her bright colors, sunglasses, and ever-changing hair color make her easy to spot and yet seemingly innocuous at the same time.
1) "Luna Bella, what would we ever do without you."

2) "Wow, Dr. LP is being truly awful today...I sure wish Luna Bella were here to save us."

3) "I don't know what my little Suzie would have done without Luna Bella in her life."

4) "Mom, look! Luna Bella taught me how to build a waterfall! Isn't she amazing?"
by anne_undercover August 28, 2008
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bell bottoms

Cool pants from the 70's that had a flare on the bottom. Came back into style briefly in the 90's. Now known as 'flares'.
Those are some cool bell bottoms.
by Htod January 24, 2008
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Bell Burn

a nasty infestation of STDs caught after have sex with a ho while shagging her pink/brown/pink/brown all night which leaves your cock red & swollen with unbearable burning sensation when you pee
Fellows, that is some nasty bell burn you have there mate after shagging that hanna chick
by WAZZA12341 December 18, 2008
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Bella Cooke

A describing word for a person who leaks awesomeness and is desired to be.
The children turned to her and stated, "Your so cool, you could almost be a Bella Cooke."
by bellabellabellabellabella2 December 12, 2010
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bell beggar

A person perched in front of the store, ringing a bell to get money. This is typically done during the holidays.
Me: Just walk by slowly without saying a word.
Friend: Why?
Me: That bell beggar wants your money, thats why!
by Yet Another Person December 16, 2013
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