baked bean mentality

when your annoyed at annoying people

will u shut up your so annoying

yo man stop having a baked bean mentality

by bakedbeancough69 March 24, 2022

Sir Bakedalot

bigtime stoner
someone who is baked all the time

(man walks in with bloodshot red eyes and the sweet smell of MJ)
Good evening Sir Bakedalot may i fetch you a bong rip?

by TakeAHitBrah24 October 9, 2009

Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

McClam Bake

When you eat so much McDonalds your car smells like shit. you fat fuck.

I just McClam baked the fucking shit out of my car. Im not getting laid tonight.

by BIGMACAWHUH June 25, 2010

cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.

Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?

by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

Qwonk Bakery

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!

by Lipcose July 15, 2018