boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation

Ok, Micro-boomer.

by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020

Boomer Click

When one accidentally does something on an electronic device leading to an unintended consequence such as looking something up you didn't mean to or sending a text you didn't mean to.

John: I just boomer clicked and somehow sent my ex girlfriend a text

by BoomerMan69 December 24, 2019

boomer-goofed

Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.

He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.

by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020

boomer spin

When a baby boomer rolls his eyes and spins in a demonstrative way. Usually happens to signal annoyance, superiority or a combination of the two.

Also describes a sexual act in which one of the partners takes a shit on the floor and the other rolls in it while making dad jokes.

Baby, do a boomer spin for me.

by methcurd July 15, 2021

Boomer Bronson

Boomer Bronson is sometimes a cool guy. He is clearly in love with Carly Montevera even though he may seem like he likes other girls and that he is a player but really he is- or was a nice guy. He used to go by Barney Bronson. He wore glasses and a bowtie. He changed due to popularity but he changes back due to the fact that Carly missed the old him. Portrayed by Kolton Stewert in both Prom Queen: The Musical when it was at the Segal Center and Theatre Calgary's production of The Louder we Get

Person: Did you see Boomer Bronson last night? He looked so hot
Me: Yeah, but he's clearly in love with Carly Montevera

by treeboi hansen March 15, 2020

Dirty boomer

When someone (typically old and short) sticks the tip of their finger up someones ass, therefore cause an erectile dysfunction while playing rainbow six siege as a doc main.

I just dirty boomered chris over there.

by Yeetus feetus deelitsmy clitou June 11, 2020