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blocker

In online multiplayer gameplay, usally FPS (first person shooter), a 'blocker' is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined space by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. Usually will gain a fast 'MOVE N00B BLOCKER!1!111' from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.
This idiot n00b blocker is trapping me in this room!
by Ass999 September 29, 2005
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blocked up

"That was the weirdest gig ever. The band were obviously all blocked up."
by Killthepopular October 8, 2016
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fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts
damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker
by ryan February 28, 2005
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Cock Blocker

Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
Sean - "Here's to you!" Heavy weight Champion and Accomplished Cock Blocker.
by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005
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Skeeter Blockers

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.
"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."
by toastboy55 December 3, 2006
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Blocked iOS

Blocked is the best player in vpn clan. He is 120fps and plays as a true god. Often pushes too much.
Omg look its Blocked iOS he is such a good player!
by EternityGo August 11, 2020
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Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.
John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...
by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009
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