slap the bishop

Your girl's vagina being tapped to simulate it softly as foreplay, by you during sex.

Boy: "Lemme slap that pussy babe"
Girl: "Oh my goddddd yesss slap the bishop hardd"

slap the bishop by asst followbeck November 29, 2015

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John the Bishop

This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.

I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.

John the Bishop by I am not who you think I am! June 10, 2011

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stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.

He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.

stroking the bishop by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011

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arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)

Some one who is the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope) who may be a retired pope who likes lots of cages in his cuboard
also tom james of monmoth boys school is the pope

FBI: Run children!
POPE TJ: Im coming children!
CHILD: ahh the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)!
POPE TJ: Get on the ground

arch bishop of banterbury (Pope) by loltrainia November 4, 2011