bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 04, 2012

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bent on fent

Being so intoxicated on fentanyl that the user starts involuntarily leaning over in a bent position.

Kevin started hanging out with the wrong crowd. He was last spotted getting bent on fent near skidrow.

"Aye, stop trippin'. Nigga you actin' like you bent on fent right now." - Jamal

by PolishPapi August 31, 2024

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bent moon

(astronomy) a crescent moon 🌙 🌘 , either waxing or waning
2. A moon associated with Bart Simpson

Oh look dear! It's a bent moon!

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

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Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax

Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

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