innie balls

A disturbing male who's testicular sack is not visible on the outside. The balls are sucked up into the chodus leaving a wrinkled blank space between his sorry looking shrivelled genitals.

"Evan drinks like a fucking lady" "Yeah dude, he was born with innie balls"

by RhOmEL February 5, 2007

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

by alduin777 May 1, 2015

Newton's balls

Originally an experiment demonstrating the principle of conservation of momentum, Newton's balls are five metal balls suspended in line by fine wire or string. When one ball impacts the rest, momentum is conserved and the ball at the other end is knocked into the air.
Alternatively, Newton's balls can be used to describe a sexual situation. When two men engage in anal sex in the doggy style position their balls slap together, creating an effect much like that described above. Gay people often feel that such a situation is baroque.

"Bastian and Gabe got the Newton's Balls effect happening last night, I could hear it from next door!"

by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008

Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.

After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.

by Rydo September 30, 2011

ass-slapping balls

The act of male testicles slapping their partners ass during sex. The best way to determine the "core"ness of sex is by how hard the males testicles are slapping their partners ass.

He was screwing her so hard those were ass-slapping balls!

by AK_32 October 19, 2013

It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

... as balls

used to desribe something to the extreme

it is hot AS BALLS out here

by jr June 11, 2006