nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

Bigger

A brown person who shows extreme desire to be black. This person is often of origin from the Indian Sub-Continent.
Similar to a wigger but for brown people.

Look at that Bigger wearing a beenie and bling bling chains and rings to look black.

by Kevin Gam December 28, 2005

douche baggery

acting of the qualities of a douche bag.

syn. ass-hole-ness

george bush
and all his douche baggery

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

Buggeration

Buggeration: A term used to describe a feeling of absolute crap but with a hint of light-hearted optimism.

"Darling I just lost my job".
"Buggeration".

by Chel Dorado October 20, 2008

Tool Bagger

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.

1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"

by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009

bigger than your fist

1).A chic with a huge camel-toed pussy that shows shows no matter what she's wearing.

2).A pussy with a lot of meat...bigger than your fist!

Man, that chic's pussy's bigger than your fist!!

by Harry November 1, 2004

Beggars Eggo

The act of taking a frozen eggo waffle and inserting into pre heated vagina. This creates a toasted eggo which then will pop out of the vagina as it would a conventional toaster. Then the delicious toasted waffle is fed to a hungry/homeless/ beggar. Hilarity ensues.

damn sarah o when you gave that homeless man a real juicy beggars eggo.

by mile ray cyrus December 29, 2008