A very specific type of woman. They always have perfectly styled hair, perfectly done makeup which they DO NOT leave the house without. This woman will style her hair to look messy, but in actuality it never moves. EVER. Their current favorite fashion trend is skinny jeans tucked into leather riding boots that have never ridden anything or seen dirt of any kind. You can taste their perfume from 10 feet away. Becky will either have a Starbucks cup in her hand, or will be on her way to Starbucks, or is at a minimum thinking of Starbucks. Beckys raise the next generation of Beckys. This woman will publicly criticize her daughter for even looking at a carb or any type of food that is not fat-free in every way.
They’re typically married to men with names like Stephen, Edward, or Richard, and will likely have a Roman numeral after his name. These names cannot be shortened into anything that might suggest even a slight amount of fun, unless it is by Becky herself, and then it will likely be a baby-talk version. Example: Steeeeeeeevie. She will only use this name when she wants something from him. Stephen eats anti-depressants like candy and misses dinner a couple nights a week because he’s working late when in reality he is gagged and bent over his desk while his secretary spanks him with wet celery because all he’s heard for the last 10 years from Becky is not tonight Stephen, I’ve got a headache.
They’re typically married to men with names like Stephen, Edward, or Richard, and will likely have a Roman numeral after his name. These names cannot be shortened into anything that might suggest even a slight amount of fun, unless it is by Becky herself, and then it will likely be a baby-talk version. Example: Steeeeeeeevie. She will only use this name when she wants something from him. Stephen eats anti-depressants like candy and misses dinner a couple nights a week because he’s working late when in reality he is gagged and bent over his desk while his secretary spanks him with wet celery because all he’s heard for the last 10 years from Becky is not tonight Stephen, I’ve got a headache.
I saw a Becky in the store today. Self centered bitch parked her fat-free cart in the middle of the aisle and walked away.
by bananasantacreek October 21, 2019
Get the Beckymug. Any goth girl
Since every goth girl is the same, they reside in their own category of basic bitch referred to as "goth becky".
by HarvestKronos April 21, 2019
Get the goth beckymug. "Who's gonna tell Becky that posting Shaun King in her instagram story won't make her less racist"
"Life's too short to argue with Becky with the bad cornrows on the internet"
"Life's too short to argue with Becky with the bad cornrows on the internet"
by A70 August 15, 2020
Get the Beckymug. Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Becky from Behindmug. by Steven123frog May 16, 2022
Get the Becky Shmeckymug. by anonymous April 1, 2022
Get the Beckymug. Guy: Hey, baby ;)
Girl: Fuck off, prick. I'll kick your ass if you talk to me again.
Guy #2: Wow, that girl's fierce, like a Becky Barnes.
Girl: Fuck off, prick. I'll kick your ass if you talk to me again.
Guy #2: Wow, that girl's fierce, like a Becky Barnes.
by Ehhhhhh January 18, 2017
Get the Becky Barnesmug.