ready yourself boy

when you and your son run into trouble

*baldur comes outta nowhere* Ready yourself boy

by TRIPPIE RED November 22, 2022

Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext

My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!

by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019

Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos

"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"

by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

not ready

It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something

I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.

by Im7 October 12, 2023