The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.
Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.
Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!
Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!
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The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
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A bathroom pass is a hall pass but it only gives you permission to use the bathroom during class and not lunch also teachers tend to make them embarrassing because they don't want you abusing the pass abilities
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Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles
by HoboJoe27 January 27, 2020
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The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!
Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.
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