booty bark

The poop stains on underwear

My chick took off her thong and it had booty bark.

"Jeffery, no one wants to see your booty bark!"

by notverypunny February 13, 2024

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Barked

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with a shaved vagina.

Bitch just barked me!

by Refs67 March 3, 2025

Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024

Spongy bark

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid

God, I just did a spongy bark

by spongy-bark December 7, 2022

barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009