Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.

Oliver's mum had a badger pussy

by billiam1998 November 22, 2016

Pit badger

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”

Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?

by Devro November 6, 2018

Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.

Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!

by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019

Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Badger Snare

To Badger Snare, Verb;

When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.

See also Goose Neck

Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax

The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat

by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018