A random lady of Balkan decent you see once a year at a banquet hall . They usual come up to you an say out of pocket things Wear's a dress with one to many sequins. Usually wears 5 inch heel's while dancing oro. Between the ages of 35 - 85 years old.
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by ass ault March 17, 2024
Get the balkan mug.Bokar is the darkest thing known to man. It can be described as something so black that you can’t even see it. Anyone who is a Bokar has the ability to go invisible when in a dark room or standing next to a turned off TV screen
Person 1: I think there’s a someone under my bed but I can’t see anything.
Person 2: Oh don’t mind that, it’s just Bokar, let me get my flashlight
Person 2: Oh don’t mind that, it’s just Bokar, let me get my flashlight
by Melitoguillermo April 5, 2024
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Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
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Get the balkan federation mug.A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.
by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024
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